Do you ever just hate someone so much that whenever they do literally ANYTHING you’re like
boys are so sensitive……if a guy told me he likes tall girls I wouldn’t get butthurt I would just be like ok I don’t care but when ur like man I love tall boys all these hobbits come out of nowhere to make sure u know how upset they are
when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
How do lesbians find other lesbians in real life?
Shout from the rooftops “YOU’RE A WANKER NUMBER NIIIIINE!”
ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog
imagine that howling at the moon
Truly a ferocious predator.
And lastly: (He’s the pack leader obviously)
the big wolves are his younger sisters
oh my fucking god it got better